Deep Thoughts by Kathie Handey

If I was the ruler of the world, my first order of business would be to make it mandatory to change the word 'Nigga' in all rap songs to the word 'Muggle.' So instead of, "What up my Niggas?," it would be, "What up my Muggles?" That way no one would feel left out ... well no one except the Wizards.

What Makes Hearts Come Out Of My Eyes

This is the thing... I was having a conversation with a girl at my work, she was gushing over how she has recently achieved all the hopes and dreams she wished for as a kid. It was the typical just-got-married-and-bought-a-house scenario. It got me thinking about my hopes and dreams and how different they are from most people. Which actually explains a lot about why mine haven't come true and why they probably will take a lifetime to achieve, if ever. So here it is, the true desires of my heart.

I want to find the Harold to my Maude, live by our own rules and have hot dogs at our wedding.

I want to die with a full passport - full of amazing adventures and memories. And I want to travel alone at least once.

I want to be a part of comedy, most likely in writing. I want to pick up and leave everything for it. I want to experience what it's like to live the life of a dirty comic, at least for a moment.

I never want to own a home, because it really just owns you. It makes my throat close just thinking about it.

I want to write a book - or two - and have the guts to be so honest I would never want anyone to read it. And then let people read it.

I want to fulfill the purpose God has for me, and help people realize that God isn't that bad experience you had with religion.

I want to be normal with food and stop the damn yo-yoing for good.

I want to have faith in love.

I want the past to stop leaking into the future.

Mostly I want the courage to fulfill these desires.

That's about it. Go big or go home!
Keep the dream alive,
K-Fresh